I Catfished His Mistress

She wanted the ultimate revenge. She accidentally became her husband's mistress's therapist instead.Lucinda Harvey has spent twenty years arranging her life around her husband, Carlton. So when she discovers his fourteen-month affair with a twenty-nine-year-old wellness influencer named Pamela, she doesn't throw a plate or a tantrum. Instead, she hires a ruthless divorce attorney.To claw back the marital assets Carlton has been spending on his mistress, Lucinda needs specific dates and hotel names. The easiest way to get them? Go straight to the source.Enter Brad.Armed with a burner phone and a carefully curated profile of faceless stock photos, Lucinda catfishes Pamela. The plan is simple: get close, extract the receipts, and destroy Carlton in court. But what starts as a brilliant intelligence operation takes a wildly unexpected turn. As Pamela opens up, Lucinda realizes the young woman is lonely, insecure, and desperate for a genuine connection. Even worse, Lucinda's fake architect persona is accidentally giving Pamela the self-esteem she needs to finally demand better from Carlton.With the clock ticking down to the final legal blow, Lucinda must navigate a tangled web of lies, secret P.O. boxes, and unexpected empathy. I Catfished His Mistress is a sharp, witty, and fiercely entertaining dive into marriage, betrayal, and the art of taking back your power.

She wanted the ultimate revenge. She accidentally became her husband's mistress's therapist instead.Lucinda Harvey has spent twenty years arranging her life around her husband, Carlton. So when she discovers his fourteen-month affair with a twenty-nine-year-old wellness influencer named Pamela, she doesn't throw a plate or a tantrum. Instead, she hires a ruthless divorce attorney.To claw back the marital assets Carlton has been spending on his mistress, Lucinda needs specific dates and hotel names. The easiest way to get them? Go straight to the source.Enter Brad.Armed with a burner phone and a carefully curated profile of faceless stock photos, Lucinda catfishes Pamela. The plan is simple: get close, extract the receipts, and destroy Carlton in court. But what starts as a brilliant intelligence operation takes a wildly unexpected turn. As Pamela opens up, Lucinda realizes the young woman is lonely, insecure, and desperate for a genuine connection. Even worse, Lucinda's fake architect persona is accidentally giving Pamela the self-esteem she needs to finally demand better from Carlton.With the clock ticking down to the final legal blow, Lucinda must navigate a tangled web of lies, secret P.O. boxes, and unexpected empathy. I Catfished His Mistress is a sharp, witty, and fiercely entertaining dive into marriage, betrayal, and the art of taking back your power.