Jingo

'Neighbours... hah. People'd live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.' And when the neighbours in question are the empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be large garden tools indeed.

'Neighbours... hah. People'd live for ages side by side, nodding at one another amicably on their way to work, and then some trivial thing would happen and someone would be having a garden fork removed from their ear.' And when the neighbours in question are the empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be large garden tools indeed.