I Hope She Was Worth It

Alice Jennings spent twelve years quietly building her husband Parker's fitness empire, doing everything from negotiating his sponsorship contracts to prepping his meals for eight hours every Sunday. But when a 4K security camera captures Parker cheating with a yoga instructor and mocking Alice's dedication, she decides to dismantle his life with ruthless precision.Advised by a family law attorney to keep the company's revenue high until the divorce is filed, Alice plays the perfect, supportive wife. When Parker asks her to make his custom protein "pucks" for a massive stage appearance at the FitCon expo, Alice obliges by baking them with sugar-free candies and chicory root fiber-perfectly legal ingredients known to cause extreme laxative effects. She meticulously prints the FDA warnings on the labels, knowing her husband's arrogance means he will never read the fine print.As Parker steps up to perform a 585-pound deadlift on the main stage in a tight compression suit in front of thirty-eight thousand people, he is about to experience a catastrophic, career-ending gastrointestinal event.

Alice Jennings spent twelve years quietly building her husband Parker's fitness empire, doing everything from negotiating his sponsorship contracts to prepping his meals for eight hours every Sunday. But when a 4K security camera captures Parker cheating with a yoga instructor and mocking Alice's dedication, she decides to dismantle his life with ruthless precision.Advised by a family law attorney to keep the company's revenue high until the divorce is filed, Alice plays the perfect, supportive wife. When Parker asks her to make his custom protein "pucks" for a massive stage appearance at the FitCon expo, Alice obliges by baking them with sugar-free candies and chicory root fiber-perfectly legal ingredients known to cause extreme laxative effects. She meticulously prints the FDA warnings on the labels, knowing her husband's arrogance means he will never read the fine print.As Parker steps up to perform a 585-pound deadlift on the main stage in a tight compression suit in front of thirty-eight thousand people, he is about to experience a catastrophic, career-ending gastrointestinal event.